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JIB: Job Interview Breakdown

Have you ever been a victim 
of a JIB (job interview breakdown)? These men and women have: • “I was so nervous at a job...

A Place Where Grandkids Belong

We were tearing down an 
old three-seater outhouse when my neighbor asked if she could have the single-plank, three-hole outhouse seat. I said sure. Six...

The Dumbest Police Calls in America…

From the police blotter, 
or, what a beat cop deals with 
every day: • A deputy responded to a report 
of a vehicle stopping at...

If You Need Something Done Wrong…

“Next time I send a damn fool, 
I go myself.”

Aged To Perfection

The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was...

No Bedside Manner

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until …...

What An Ugly Duck…

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat 
circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in...

Film Plots, Badly Explained

Choosing a movie? Don’t trust these extremely abbreviated plot 
explanations. • The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong. @janmpdx • The Lord of...